11.30.09
60 fun things: November update
Way back in October I blogged about the 60 fun things I want to do over the next year. It averages out at five new and “enriching” experiences per month – here’s how far I got in November:
14. Go to a costume party
Last weekend I went to Domestic Slut Gemma’s Mad Men themed party. There was Julie London on the decks, retro cocktails with names like ‘Old-Fashioned’ and everyone partied like it was 1962. I wore a swishy dress, but couldn’t quite master the beehive.
15. Buy fancy underwear without blushing at the till
On my birthday I went to a Qype event held at Bordello, a gorgeous shop that can be reliably described as selling the fanciest of underwear and more. Much more. Seeing as I didn’t buy anything (and blushed furiously – you all know the story by now) I’ll only give myself a half point. But when my budget does allow for £300 corsets to be bought, I’m fully going back. I’ll just be sure not to loiter at the till…
18. Get to know Shoreditch
I’ve been to Shoreditch several times in the past month for the aforementioned Bordello event, a birthday party and Halloween. I still think it’s overpriced, snooty (not lah-di-dah Kensington snooty, but hipster snooty – not sure which is worse) and pretty grubby. Call me precious, but I don’t want my Saturday night to involve stepping over puddles of vomit.
There are some people who never seem to leave Shoreditch. If you are one of those people, please explain the appeal of it to me. I just don’t geddit.
26. Go shopping for vinyls
Again, I’ll give myself a half point for this. I asked music-y friends for advice on where to go and set aside a Saturday afternoon for grubbing about in record stores. But then I spent my vinyls money on a pair of boots.
Absolutely no regrets there.
45. Try a macaroon from Laduree
Sian shared her birthday gift of Laduree macaroons with everyone at her party (partly because she’s lovely, partly because she’s allergic to raspberries). They were delicious, but I expected nothing less.
52. Buy a brownie from Paul A. Young’s
Any excuse to visit that shop in Camden Passage, really. It just smells so good in there. That said their brownies aren’t as mind-blowingly good as Lantana’s. Which leads me nicely to…
55. Find the perfect chocolate brownies
£2 spent at Lantana Cafe will get you the most amazing, grin-with-the-sheer-yumminess-of-them brownies in London. They are so delicious that they make me smile. An inanimate object, by virtue of being fucking delicious, makes me happy. Craziness.
Fancy making your own? These Cheesecake Brownies are every bit as sexy as they sound.
11.20.09
My 21st birthday in numbers
My 21st birthday wasn’t the debauched night that is expected (I’m saving bad behaviour for me and Jane’s joint birthday party next week) but it was still a lot of fun. Very random and unlike any day I’ve ever had, but great fun. It consisted of…
1 ride on a scary rollercoaster in Hyde Park.
15 minutes of tentative ice-skating.
1 round on the carousel. My horse was called Ashley:
1 plastic cup of Mulled Wine (my first – it was delish).
2 celebrity sightings – that blonde from Hollyoaks and the mixed-race lady from Holby City.
2 hours stroking corsets, trying on hats and blushing over “erotica” (Me: “What’s this?” Sian: “That’s a cock ring, Alex”) in posh knickers shop Bordello, Shoreditch.
17 birthday greetings posted on my Facebook wall.
31 happy birthday messages on Twitter
1 impromptu trip to Vinopolis for girly drinks
…And many, many white wines.
11.18.09
Is this what being a grown up feels like?
Tomorrow I’m 21.
Though the idea of celebrating your birthday has always seemed a little odd to me (and self-indulgent – yes, I was raised in church) I like the idea of “reflecting”. Particularly on the stuff I’ve done and the stuff I thought I’ve had done. I’m well aware that I’m young and have a lot to learn, but it does seem that there are an awful lot of gaps in my “life experience”. See:
I don’t understand the Middle East Conflict.
I haven’t been in a long-term relationship.
My hair is still always a little bit messy.
I still do that incredibly nerdy thing of pushing my glasses up at the bridge.
I haven’t lost my “puppy fat”.
I don’t think I’m going to get any taller than 5ft 3
I haven’t been to university yet. At least not for any longer than two semesters.
I have yet to visit Paris. Or Venice. Or Rome. Or Barcelona.
Hmm. Maybe when I’m 22 I’ll be a proper grown up?
11.04.09
How I got to meet Mayer Hawthorne
**DISCLAIMER** My head’s still a little muddled after all the excitement so this blog post won’t be my best work. Expect fangirlishness aplenty, pictures in place of text and overuse of exclamation marks.
My growing obsession admiration for Mayer Hawthorne has been well-documented in my blog, Posterous and Twitter feed. I’ve loved – nay, ADORED – his music since the first time I heard Just Ain’t Gonna Work Out and have waxed lyrical about the following since:
1. His geeky specs. I’m a sucker for a guy with thick-framed glasses.
2. His voice – he sings like his larynx has been dipped in caramel and hot fudge sauce. Reminds me of an ice cream sundae (but most desserts don’t make my knees wobbly).
3. His general awesomeness – he played all the instruments when recording his debut album A Strange Arrangement. Which is just awesome.
Also, he’s really cute.
So you can imagine my excitement when I heard that the man himself would be playing at the Queen of Hoxton in Whoreditch. I marked the date on my Google Calendar and everything. See:
You’d think, with the sophistication of my reminder techniques, I’d get hold of a ticket before they’d sold out. I didn’t. And I nearly cried. But thanks to the power of Twitter (and my Fairy Godmothers – you know who you are) my name made it’s way on to the guestlist for the show last Thursday.
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
So, after whole hours of stressing about what to wear (I wore my pink Lipsy dress, if you’re interested) and wondering how I’d approach him without blurting “LET ME BEAR YOUR CHILDREN”, I finally resolved to speak to him when I saw him. I mean, if critics are anything to go by Mayer Hawthorne is going to be big soon. I might not have the chance to approach him again without being batted aside by fifteen bodyguards.
Believe it or not, the perfect opportunity arose after the show (he sounds uh-MAZING live). Stu, incidentally the one who introduced me to Mayer Hawthorne, waited patiently with me until the club cleared. Then there he was. In t-shirt and trainers, packing up the keyboard on stage. I’d love to say that I played it cool but according to Stu I was “blinking like a psycho”. Humph. When my hands stopped trembling I strolled over to say hello (and didn’t trip in my massive platforms – WIN) and introduced myself – we’ve talked a few times on Twitter, dont’cha know.
And this is where I can’t write anything without sounding like a dopey fangirl (“Like, OMG he touched my FACE”). We chatted a little about London, vinyls, his show and I managed to avoid dribbling which is always a bonus. He was incredibly charming. Disarmingly so, in fact – I certainly wasn’t prepared for it – and recognised me off Twitter. He even signed a vinyl for Stu’s friend:
And he posed for a picture with me! Ignore my silly closed eyes and look at how cute he is instead! Look, that’s his hand! ON ME!
I’ve heard that you shouldn’t meet the people that you look up to because they’ll always disappoint. But Mayer Hawthorne didn’t. He was polite, charming and friendly. I love that he packed up his own equipment after the show (as opposed to snorting lines of coke off a supermodel’s thigh, or something). I love that he’s quite clearly all about the music. And I can’t wait until he’s back in the UK to perform again.





